Day 32
"So what you're saying is, you got stabbed."
"...actually, it was more like mild impalement."
Day 33
Of course, everything bad comes in threes.
Day 34
"You literally just survived an apocalypse, and now you're telling me you're afraid of that?"
Day 35
"In my defense, I didn't know he was a mass murder!"
"You're his apprentice. And a horrible liar."
Day 36
Never ever antagonize a troll. I know from experience.
Day 37
You know that moment when your crazy conspiracy becomes reality? Happened to me, once.
Day 38
It was a Monday. The most dreaded of days beside Tuesday. And the rest of the week through Friday.
Day 39
"I'm allergic to nuts. Crazy people included."
Day 40
The thing is, when I say my mom's going to kill me, I mean it literally.
Day 41
There are certain complications that come with being a supposedly extinct species.
Day 42
"So...hi, I'm the local vigilante. Sorry about your toaster."
Day 43
"It was only a little fire..."
"'A little fire' is not an entire city."
Day 44
The ducks were armed and ready to fire.
Day 45
Always remember to keep your spells charged.
Day 46
"...and that was when she tried to kill me with her stapler."
Day 47
"Please don't freak out about what I put in the coat closet!"
Day 48
Orcs speak in all caps, which is interesting, since imps speak in only lowercase.
Day 49
"The game is a lot different from the actual thing."
Day 50
"All is fair in love and war."
"That's no excuse for attempted murder."
Day 51
There are dog people, cat people, and crazy people in this world.
Day 52
Trash can lids make great shields.
Day 53
"If you ever need me, stuff a sock in it."
Day 54
"OK, who put the cyanide in the fridge again!?"
Day 55
"How many times do I have to explain how school works to you?"
Day 56
"It's not as bad as it looks!"
"Well it looks like your bleeding out in my livingroom."
Day 57
The one thing that I feared the most had finally come.
Day 58
"What are you doing..?"
"Plotting my next assassination, why?"
Day 59
"Are you sure that this isn't a conspiracy?"
"Yes."
"...because it looks an awful lot like one."
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