365 Days of Prompts: February

 Winter, Snow, Cold, Nature, Frost Heart

Day 32

"So what you're saying is, you got stabbed."
"...actually, it was more like mild impalement."

Day 33

Of course, everything bad comes in threes.

Day 34

"You literally just survived an apocalypse, and now you're telling me you're afraid of that?"

Day 35

"In my defense, I didn't know he was a mass murder!"
"You're his apprentice. And a horrible liar."

Day 36

Never ever antagonize a troll. I know from experience.

Day 37

You know that moment when your crazy conspiracy becomes reality? Happened to me, once.

Day 38

It was a Monday. The most dreaded of days beside Tuesday. And the rest of the week through Friday.

Day 39

"I'm allergic to nuts. Crazy people included."

Day 40

The thing is, when I say my mom's going to kill me, I mean it literally.

Day 41

There are certain complications that come with being a supposedly extinct species.

Day 42

"So...hi, I'm the local vigilante. Sorry about your toaster."

Day 43

"It was only a little fire..."
"'A little fire' is not an entire city."

Day 44

The ducks were armed and ready to fire.

Day 45

Always remember to keep your spells charged. 

Day 46

"...and that was when she tried to kill me with her stapler."

Day 47

"Please don't freak out about what I put in the coat closet!"

Day 48

Orcs speak in all caps, which is interesting, since imps speak in only lowercase.

Day 49

"The game is a lot different from the actual thing."

Day 50

"All is fair in love and war."
"That's no excuse for attempted murder."

Day 51

There are dog people, cat people, and crazy people in this world.

Day 52

Trash can lids make great shields.

Day 53

"If you ever need me, stuff a sock in it."

Day 54

"OK, who put the cyanide in the fridge again!?"

Day 55

"How many times do I have to explain how school works to you?"

Day 56

"It's not as bad as it looks!"
"Well it looks like your bleeding out in my livingroom."

Day 57

The one thing that I feared the most had finally come.

Day 58

"What are you doing..?"
"Plotting my next assassination, why?"

Day 59

"Are you sure that this isn't a conspiracy?"
"Yes."
"...because it looks an awful lot like one."

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